
Your cheeks will quiver in fear, as ghastly ghouls accost your rear. You will gape in horror, as you face the dark. Only your rump can guide you through.


Take a diarrhea dump.

Dash the clown to the rocks.

Feed Baby Edward a Gribble.

A poisoned bottle, a sleeping prince.

Survive a night of Ghasts.

Trip your Grandmother down the stairs.

Defend the Pit until Latrine is reformed.

End the war early and save millions.