
Beating A Dead Horse With A One-Trick Pony is a first-person RPG (ArtPG) with a narrative, mild melee combat, and some platforming elements. The game is a sequel to, Jeff Koons Must Die!!!, and starts in the same destroyed museum that the previous game ended in. The game is comprised of six levels that explore a multitude of themes regarding the art world.

Buy the game, install it, and play it.

Collect all six standard easter eggs.

Knock out a guard with the One-Trick Pony.

Achieve elite status.

Destroy some art.

Walk ten kilometers.

Find the shack and open the secret door.

Accumulate 5000 currency.