Steven the Sperm
Take control of Steven, a sperm who must survive deadly spermicide on his way to the egg! Swim, dash, and squirm through perilous stages of action and thrills! Will you give birth to a new life?
2018-09-12
About
The ultimate race of life....
~Steven and the rest of the sperm were preparing for their big race, when all of a sudden, a horrifying rush of spermicide began to attack! Many (future) lives perished, but one survived - Steven!
Steven was fast and nimble, and managed to evade the threat! Now, all alone with the spermicide closing in on him ever so quickly, Steven must make it to the egg before it's too late! Will a child be born, or will the commanding contraception erase him from exquisite existence?~
Features!
- Make your way to the egg through crazy labyrinths with danger around every corner! (even more so if you unlock a certain something...)
- Challenging and addictive gameplay with satisfying sound effects that'll keep you playing for hours!
- Charming game atmosphere and careful details with a ridiculously epic story!
- Various options and cool unlockable title screens and cosmetics to personalize your game!
- Achievements to provide extra objectives and challenges as you master the stages!
- A scoreboard to keep track of your high scores and best times! Perfect for speedrunning!
Can you make it to the egg and give birth to a beautiful life? Or will you perish and leave only failure in your wake?
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Achievements
RIGHT RIGHT LEFT
Swim through the narrow section in Stage 1 at top non-dashing speed without using the brake.
BOSS POUNDER
Get a Steven medal in Stage 2 with checkpoints disabled.
STRONG FLAGELLUM
Reach the checkpoint area in Stage 3 before a diagicide does.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Go to a completely pointless place in Stage 4.
RISK TAKER
Dash during the main section of "Stage 5" without braking or dying.
MISTAKE
Die in a very silly place on normal mode.
NINJA SPERM
Kill the final boss without being knocked more than 3 times.
SURVIVOR
Get a spermicide medal on the final boss fight.