
There is no game. So don't go messing things up by clicking everywhere. You don’t want to be kicked out of your video game world, do you? Of course not!


Finish chapter 1.

Become the world's worst

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.

Find the naughty pictures.

Go through the trash.

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!

Finish chapter 2.

Beat up an innocent bystander.