Clam Man
An absurd, strange, and hilarious underwater adventure featuring office work, the duck of truth, nasty drinks, and the horrifying reality of mayonnaise crime.
About
Disclaimer!
Clam Man is a game built around jokes and a strange, absurd narrative! It has weird characters, tons of puns, and a handful of puzzles; but the focus of the game is definitely dialogue! Examining the world, talking to characters and taking it easy: If that sounds like your thing, this might just be the game for you!
STORY
Clam Man is the story of the Clam Man. Intriguing, isn't it? Yes, it's true - he is a clam and yet also a man. This is not a topic of debate, it is fact. We've confirmed it while working on this game. Using science.
"He certainly is a clam man." - Playtester
Thank You, Playtester - we couldn't agree more.
But to be more specific: This is the story of a man, recently promoted to junior sales representative, enjoying the comforts and leisure of lower-mid-level office work. However, things suddenly take a turn for the worse, and the Clam Man is cast into an adventure full of danger, suspicion, and mystery. Join him, as he unravels the conspiracy behind the tragic event that befalls him, and fight to restore CLAMMY JUSTICE to the world of Snacky Bay.
FEATURES
A story full of twists and turns and a huge amount of strange jokes!
More than 20 unique and strange characters to interact with! (I really like the jellyfish personally)
A spectacular original soundtrack!
Lots of plants
Umm
Phone calls!
Puzzles!
Knots!
The most evil bad guy in the history of evil bad guys
Anime fight scene!
Our boys in blue!
And of course, a duck.
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH ENOUGH WITH THE JOKES What is all this about even
Clam Man is a point'n'click adventure game, with an emphasis on story rather than puzzles! We wanted to create a game focused on the parts we loved about old school adventure games - the story and the jokes. It's a simple, entertaining game where you explore the world and interact with it's inhabitants. Oh, and we did throw a few puzzles in here and there, too.
IS THIS FOR ME?
I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a pretty cool person. I'll just ask a couple questions to figure that out:
Do you enjoy story-driven games?
Do you enjoy absurd and strange comedy?
Do you want to relax and play a game where the primary objective is to make you laugh at said strange comedy?
Have you got a thing for ridiculous underwater settings and weird, nonsensical stories?
well yeah you know in that case it's definitely for you
Much love,
//Team Clam
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Achievements
Get fired and feel bad about it.
Immediately start doing what you said you wouldn’t.
Pay tribute to the greatest band of all time.
Behold! My stuff!
Crack down on crime!
Remember? From the hallway scene?
You literally just killed a guy. You monster.
So it was all your work!
System requirements
Minimum OS *: Windows 7, 8 or 10 Processor: 1.8Ghz and upwards to infinity and beyond (but yeah make sure it's a processor with SSE2 instruction set support) Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Most integrated graphics chips work fine (as long as you dont dip them in ranch haha get it because chip) DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 1500 MB available space Sound Card: One that can make underwater sounds, or not. You don't really need one. It's cool. Additional Notes: If you regularly play games on your PC, Clam Man should run just fine Recommended OS: Windows 14 Processor: A cool-looking one that's also really really fast and goes vroom vroom Memory: 32 GB RAM Graphics: Like 1000 graphics DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 1500 MB available space Sound Card: A plugged in semi-acoustic guitar for that authentic clam sound Additional Notes: We don't know if Clam Man runs on computers from the future
Minimum OS: MacOS 10.11 (EL CAPITAN) Processor: The classic mac processor Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: The ones you have in your mac Storage: 1500 MB available space Sound Card: The classic mac sound card Additional Notes: Most macs and macbooks from 2014 and up will run Clam Man perfectly well! Recommended OS: The fastest MacOS (EL BURRITO) Processor: The really fast one Memory: 69 GB RAM Graphics: Mac Graphics 2001 (you've probably never heard of it) Storage: 1500 MB available space Sound Card: The fast mac sound board Additional Notes: We don't know if Clam Man runs on macs from the future
Minimum OS: Ubuntu 12.04+, Mint 14+ (kernel version 3.2, both 32- and 64-bit) Processor: 1,8 ghz (Requires SSE2 instruction set support, i.e. most modern processors) Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Most integrated graphics chips work fine (as long as you dont dip them in ranch haha get it because chip) Storage: 1500 MB available space Sound Card: One that can make underwater sounds and play the trademarked Clam Man trailer on Youtube Additional Notes: Get in touch with us if you're unsure if you can run it or not! Recommended OS: Linux 2000 (The broom that that one wizard kid rides) Processor: A cool-looking one with a lot of Ghz that's also really really fast Memory: 76 GB RAM Graphics: Like 1000 graphics Storage: 1500 MB available space Sound Card: A plugged in semi-acoustic guitar for that authentic clam sound Additional Notes: We don't know if Clam Man runs on computers from the future