Flat Earths!
A tongue-in-cheek couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.
Feb 27, 2020
About
Are you one of those ROUND-EARTHERS? Do you think the sun isn't hung from a bale of twine cast down from the star-heavens? Well then, don't bother trying this couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation.
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JUST DON'T BOTHER!
IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.
Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.
STAY WOKE!
As for features, it's more like, what's NOT in this game! Am I right!?
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.
JUST DON'T BOTHER!
IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.
Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.
STAY WOKE!
As for features, it's more like, what's NOT in this game! Am I right!?
- 1-4 Players local death-match insanity with AI opponents to fill out the roster
- Multiple movement, scoring, and collision modes which can be randomized to increase the insanity
- Multiple rendering modes which can be stacked to further increase the insanity
- Toggleable 'goodies' to increase things like player speed, opponents' size, and general insanity
- A general thumb in the eye of science and rational thought
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System requirements
Windows
Minimum OS *: Windows 7/8/10 Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Embedded Intel HD Storage: 200 MB available space Recommended OS: Windows 10 Processor: 2 GHz Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon or equivalent Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Embedded Intel HD Storage: 200 MB available space
macOS
Minimum OS: Mac OS X 10.8+ Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine) Memory: 400 MB RAM Storage: 200 MB available space
Linux
Minimum OS: Ubuntu 12.04+, SteamOS+ Processor: SSE2 instruction set support (you're probably fine) Memory: 400 MB RAM Storage: 200 MB available space
Tags
ActionCasualIndieSingle-playerMulti-playerPvPShared/Split Screen PvPShared/Split ScreenFull controller supportRemote Play TogetherFamily Sharing