
A sci-fi comedy adventure game

A spontaneous blast of regret and third-degree irony.

An acute depressurization disorder resulting from reckless blunt-force trauma to airlock glazing, typically with a pipe wrench. Symptoms include sudden ejection, explosive decompression, and regret.

The fatal swelling of ego leading one to believe they can fit through any air duct.

Terminal atmospheric insertion disorder, with high likelihood of craterification.

A sudden, stabbing cranial agony inflicted by the reckless consumption of frozen delights. Typically self-induced.

Death resulting from full-body ingestion by a mega-faunal sandworm, followed by a thousand-year peristaltic pilgrimage through the beast’s legendary bowels. Victim is eventually excreted as a perfectly arranged bone tableau — usually somewhere scenic.

A terminal exfoliation event brought on by aggressive, miscalibrated floor-cleaning automatons.

Death by rapid gravitational descent within a failed orbital elevator system, resulting in high-velocity cranial-floor convergence.