BER Bausimulator Remastered
A simulation game making fun of Germans needing 16 years to build an airport. Are you able to do better?
2020-09-17
About
This game is a simulation of the largest permanent construction site of our time (we assume that and did not research it for security reasons). There is an airport in Berlin which took 14 years to get built. Initially it should have opened in 2012, but that didn't happen until October 2020. Why? Find out for yourself with this awesome and ultrarealistic game made by the biggest satire website in Germany "The Postillon"!
Slip into the role of the construction manager and build the airport BER from the ground up. Can you manage to open it on time?
Flaws appearing again and again!
We reveal more than 100 problems that have so far been kept under wraps by the site management, as well as the options for solving them. Flaws in this game are not bugs, but a feature!
Guaranteed high frustration factor!
You have a relaxed and happy life and want to feel the humility and disappointment you remember from the past? Or you have a humble and disappointing life and need an experience that makes your everyday life seem smooth and joyful in comparison? Look no further! The Crazy Airport Construction Simulator offers you the most frustrating experience since you tried to rescue the neighbor's cat from the tree with a softair.
Read articles!
We have lovelessly clapped the best articles about BER from our archive into the game. But not only that, for diligent players there are also four new, exclusive articles to discover.
Slip into the role of the construction manager and build the airport BER from the ground up. Can you manage to open it on time?
Flaws appearing again and again!
We reveal more than 100 problems that have so far been kept under wraps by the site management, as well as the options for solving them. Flaws in this game are not bugs, but a feature!
Guaranteed high frustration factor!
You have a relaxed and happy life and want to feel the humility and disappointment you remember from the past? Or you have a humble and disappointing life and need an experience that makes your everyday life seem smooth and joyful in comparison? Look no further! The Crazy Airport Construction Simulator offers you the most frustrating experience since you tried to rescue the neighbor's cat from the tree with a softair.
Read articles!
We have lovelessly clapped the best articles about BER from our archive into the game. But not only that, for diligent players there are also four new, exclusive articles to discover.
Screenshots
Achievements
I'm only came here for the trees
Hidden
I am not listening to a paper clip
Consequently disregard a tutorial instruction.
Bad, but fast
Cause the game to be aborted within 10 minutes of starting a new game.
Oh, I should have built an airport?
Achieve less than 5% completion when Gme Over
Well, almost!
Achieve a GameOver completion of more than 95%.
Who needs these points anyway?
Accumulate 15 Management Points.
Doesn't matter as long as the thing is opened
Open up the airport in the 21st century.
Zealous Opener
Open the airport by 2011.