
Delve into procedural underground, wielding quirky weapons and bizarre hats. Conquer rats, goblins, and demon lords, all while amassing treasures - but your limited inventory space WILL leads to tough choices. Beware your growing greed in this humor-infused fantasy roguelike challenge!


Get a Salami, a remarkably useful item.

Equip your first pair of trunks.

Died for the first time exploring dungeons. Maybe stop being so greedy.

Reach 1,000 Gold in your bank account.

Get a Diamond.

Get any kind of mithril armor that can stand up to any enemy.

Get an ancient weapon capable of killing any enemy.

Defeated the Mountain Giant.
Minimum Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 Processor: Intel® Core™ i3-2105 / AMD® FX 4300 Memory: 6 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia® GeForce™ GTX 460 (1GB) / AMD® Radeon™ HD 7870 (2GB) / Intel® Iris Pro™ 580 / Intel® Iris® Plus G7 / AMD® Radeon™ Vega 11 DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 500 MB available space Sound Card: any Recommended Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-4670K / AMD® Ryzen™ 5 2400G Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia® GeForce™ GTX 1650 (4GB) / AMD® Radeon™ R9 390X (8GB) DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 1000 MB available space Additional Notes: 1920*1080 resolution recommended
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Minimum OS: Ubuntu 22.04 LTS 64-bit or newer Processor: Intel® Core™ i3-2105 / AMD® FX 4300 Memory: 6 MB RAM Graphics: Nvidia® GeForce™ GTX 460 (1GB) / AMD® Radeon™ HD 7870 (2GB) / Intel® Iris Pro™ 580 / Intel® Iris® Plus G7 / AMD® Radeon™ Vega 11 Storage: 500 MB available space Recommended OS: Ubuntu 22.04 LTS 64-bit or newer Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-4670K / AMD® Ryzen™ 5 2400G Memory: 8 MB RAM Graphics: Nvidia® GeForce™ GTX 1650 (4GB) / AMD® Radeon™ R9 390X (8GB) Storage: 1000 MB available space