
In this narrated platformer there's one man who's always out to get you... The Narrator. He's a real jerk, but with determination and a lot of skill MAYBE you can make it through this crazy adventure.

Died 69 Times.

You really need to git gud.

You've slain the Giant Tom.

You killed an old lady.

You... you can stop now...

Did drugs for the first (and last) time.

Died for the First time.

You've died 10 times.