Blue-Collar Astronaut
Arcade space-physics meets your student loans. Blue-Collar Astronaut literally and figuratively explores upwards mobility on your way to the All-American Space-Dream.
2017-03-1412+
About
A hovering billboard reads “Launch yourself into riches” and begs you to attend driving education. What could go wrong? Next stop: riches!
Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans! Blue-Collar Astronaut is the only game out there to finally bring together real Newtonian physics-based 2D space flight with the crushing reality of US-census-based working class life! HOORAY! Explore gender pay gap inequality, student debt hell, and pizza robots all in the span of a few existential hours! But don’t fret. With lightning fast reloads, short varied levels, and a multitude of ways to play each level, you’ll soon put your circumstances aside and enjoy the ride… the SPACE-ride!
- Experience 40+ diverse levels utilizing 3 distinct space ships
- Challenge yourself with 6 ways to play each level
- Feast upon the colorful hand-drawn art and an original soundtrack!
- Numerous enhancements available with your pizza delivery and truckin' earnings!
- Receive an authentic Space-Driving Degree and pay an authentic space-student loan!
Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans! Blue-Collar Astronaut is the only game out there to finally bring together real Newtonian physics-based 2D space flight with the crushing reality of US-census-based working class life! HOORAY! Explore gender pay gap inequality, student debt hell, and pizza robots all in the span of a few existential hours! But don’t fret. With lightning fast reloads, short varied levels, and a multitude of ways to play each level, you’ll soon put your circumstances aside and enjoy the ride… the SPACE-ride!
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Achievements
Done did everything
You even did that one thing? Such dedication!
Student loan unlocked!
What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?
Master of student loans
Not one, but two for the price of two!
Dr. Loans DSD.
Doctorate prestige will vary.
Trail Blazer
Who put these cones here?
Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing
We make mascots and dabble in insurance.
Got further than Don
Next stop, riches!
Shiny!
All that glitters is not Au.
Xbox capabilities
Broadcast SupportXbox Live
Tags
Action & adventureOtherRacing & flying