
Sam is a dog in a suit. Max is his naked rabbity partner. Together, they’re the Freelance Police. Jump into the not-quite-right world of Sam & Max via the wonder science of virtual reality, and join the multimedia darlings in their never-ending quest to slap the stupid grin off the face of evil.




Earn an A in Bombs Away

Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage

Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.

Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.

Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.

Found Puddle

Earn an A in Fizzball

You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.