No Pineapple Left Behind
Dehumanize kids and make money.
About
Features:
- Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical game
- Nine schools, each with unique challenges
- Manage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankrupt
- Dehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapples
- Maintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachers
- Manipulate a child's feelings with lasers
- Cast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach students
- Address parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether
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Achievements
Never hire a vice principal in William
Lose a scenario due to bankruptcy
Successfully use a Cheating Bolt
Complete both tutorial levels
Dehumanize 3 or more children with a single spell
System requirements
Minimum OS *: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10 Processor: 2 GHz Memory: 500 MB RAM DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 688 MB available space Recommended OS *: Win XP / Win 7 / Win 8 / Win 10 Memory: 2 GB RAM DirectX: Version 12 Storage: 2 GB available space
Minimum OS: OS X Processor: 2 GHz Memory: 500 MB RAM Storage: 692 MB available space Recommended OS: OS X Memory: 2 GB RAM Storage: 2 GB available space
Minimum OS: Ubuntu Processor: 2 GHz Memory: 688 MB RAM Storage: 500 MB available space Recommended OS: Ubuntu Memory: 2 GB RAM