
A metrics-obsessed AI will monitor, profile, and entertain you as you progress through over a hundred genre-bending puzzles in this delightfully satirical adventure.

You have demonstrated adequate competence.

You received another achievement.

You have demonstrated unnecessary competence.

You have demonstrated intrinsic motivation.

You have demonstrated adequate incompetence.


Wow! You're very good at this! We're all very impressed!

You have successfully completed Test Scenario 37752-B.