
This is what a game would be like if it was a 20-minute office simulator in Windows 95.

You annoyed certain co-workers by talking too much.

You became addicted to bean juice (a.k.a. coffee)

You drank coffee before bedtime and became an insomniac.

You couldn't keep your fingers off of other peoples PC's.

You're a hog for eating all the cake.

You ate cake with the CEO.

You were well hydrated.

You became morbidly obese.