Help! I am REALLY horny!
Help! I am REALLY horny! is a highly interactive adventure dating game where you color the tale along the way in unforeseeable ways through your choices and your dick slapping and tit swinging inputs.
2020-02-25
About
Have you ever done something really stupid and very shortsighted, while you were horny? Something you would never even consider doing, had it not been for your overwhelming lust?
You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents.
- Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex.
- Lots of cute, dancing genitals.
- 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes.
- Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones.
- Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs.
- 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.
You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents.
- Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex.
- Lots of cute, dancing genitals.
- 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes.
- Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones.
- Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs.
- 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.
Achievements
It's a boy!
Welcome to the world.
It's a girl!
Welcome to the world.
Your dream man
Did you take a screenshot?
Your dream woman
Did you take a screenshot?
Lucky bird
I don't want to be lucky.
He is dead
Well, you can forget all about heaven now.
Un-excited
Congratulations!
Beaten The Big Bang
You are awesome!