There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015
A little game that’s not a game, winner of an old game jam that nobody’s ever heard of. So DON'T INSTALL IT!
2020-03-18
About
I told you there is no game!
It's not like it’s a Point&Click that won the 2015 Construct Deception Jam, or that millions of people have tried it.
Of course not!
And if you’ve never heard of it, now’s the perfect time to go for a walk, read a book... or something…
If, despite all these warnings, you “had fun,” we strongly advise you not to click on the following image to discover "THERE IS NO GAME: Wrong dimension".
https://shared.fastly.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1241700/extras/Ting_WD_Link.png
No, really... don't do it.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1240210
It's not like it’s a Point&Click that won the 2015 Construct Deception Jam, or that millions of people have tried it.
Of course not!
And if you’ve never heard of it, now’s the perfect time to go for a walk, read a book... or something…
WEAK POINTS:
- It's free, which is a problem when you go to ask for a refund.
- The voice-over acting is pathetic.
- There are only two different endings, which you’ll never even get to because you’re not going to install it.
HIGHLIGHTS
- Since there's no game, you'll be saving a lot of time. Isn't that great?
- It contains a keyboard shortcut that simplifies your progress: ALT+F4
If, despite all these warnings, you “had fun,” we strongly advise you not to click on the following image to discover "THERE IS NO GAME: Wrong dimension".
https://shared.fastly.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1241700/extras/Ting_WD_Link.png
No, really... don't do it.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1240210
Screenshots
Achievements
Let's be friends
You made the right choice.
Not nice at all
You made the right choice.
Bad student
I was expecting a word, you know, something that makes sense. But you think you’re smart.
Sharpshooter
While the speaker is moving around, press it within 3 seconds.
Breakout master
Break all the bricks before the program says "Goat."
Ready for the circus!
Use the metal crate to bounce one of the letters from the title up and down 10 times in a row without letting it hit the ground.
Animal cruelty
You should be ashamed of yourself!