
It's the year 1999. The internet is really slow. Some people might try to tell you that it's because the modem line just can't handle more speed... but don't trust them, it was all chimpanzees. Typing the pictures out, bit by bit. And you're one of them.

That's not the correct button


Behave like an untrained chimpanzee instead of doing your job

Get more bananas than an integer could hold

Play 50 games without loading a single picture


Play the game 8 hours a day for 5 days in a row