
An absurd retro-platformer that tests your patience.















































































Congratulations!

You beat V1.H Congratulations!

You beat the first part! Congratulations!

Only a rare few manage to get this far.

There's more where that came from!

We're not done yet!

Is it really over?

Guess not.
Minimum OS *: Windows 7 and above Processor: Intel or AMD Dual Core CPU Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: (Integrated): Intel HD Graphics or AMD (formerly ATI) Radeon HD Graphics (Discrete): Nvidia GeForce 9600 GT or AMD Radeon HD 2400 DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 200 MB available space Recommended OS *: Windows 7 and above Processor: Intel i7 Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: (Integrated): Intel HD Graphics or AMD (formerly ATI) Radeon HD Graphics (Discrete): Nvidia GeForce GTX 760 (or greater) or AMD Radeon HD 7600 (or greater) DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 300 MB available space