
You’re the only elf who can save Christmas from the forces of darkness! Clash with cults, gods, and giant corporations to preserve Mrs. Claus's empire.

Learn the truth about Santa's death.

Witness the birth of a smaller piece of you.

Find a job in the mortal world.

Become the head of a cult.

Have your heart's wish granted by an extradimensional being.

Destroy Christmas.

Be the last person standing at the end.

Meet Shank Zappa.