
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.

Get a feel for Campaign mode.

Get really good at Campaign mode.

Become a ninja of Campaign mode.

Find out what makes a Floor Trap extra angry.

Complete the three Laser-based Challenges.

Find out how to turn the tables.

Get the most out of your Sprint.

Get two bonuses with a single Stun trap.
Minimum OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8 Processor: 1.5Ghz Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later DirectX: Version 7.0 Storage: 300 MB available space
Minimum OS: Mac OS 10.5 or later Processor: 1.5Ghz Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later Storage: 300 MB available space
Minimum Processor: 1.5Ghz Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later Storage: 300 MB available space