
You're an NPC who gives quests to heroes. Play through 7 scenarios in this humorous narrative adventure with management sim gameplay and a real sassy manager. Now get to work!

Welcome to your new job, NPC: Giving out quests to local adventurers!
Choose quests which are appropriate to their level to help them become mighty, and perhaps some day one of your clients will become the hero of the town.


Get Fired
Get Assassinated
Destroy the Entire World
Join a Cult
Start a Mutiny
... and More!
(A full playthrough is 3-5 hours, a completionist run is 10+)



Personality
Class & level
Likes & dislikes
Playable with controller, mouse, keyboard, or hybrid
Playable with 1 or 2 hands
Curvy font option for readability vs the traditional pixel font
Option to adjust the text speed to show dialog fast vs. instantly


Congratulations NPC, you can follow basic instructions. Those late nights studying at the Quest Giver Guild are really paying off.

And it wasn't you.

Great success?

Problem solved!

Best not to get mixed up in family drama henceforth

Is it your turn for a vacation now? (...no.)

Golly, you almost had to do a quest there! Hooray for *doggo ex machina*

So cheesy...
Minimum Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 or 11 Memory: 256 MB RAM Storage: 90 MB available space Recommended Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 or 11 Memory: 512 MB RAM Storage: 90 MB available space
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Minimum OS: Ubuntu 18.04, 20.04 or 22.04 Memory: 256 MB RAM Storage: 100 MB available space Recommended OS: Ubuntu 18.04, 20.04 or 22.04 Memory: 512 MB RAM Storage: 100 MB available space