
(the) Gnorp Apologue is the journey of the gnorps as you guide them towards their goal of delightfully excessive wealth accumulation.







Get your first gnorp

Have 100 slammers

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

Have 20 drones die at the same time

Reach your first compression event

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

Have mountaineers collect the most

Prestige for the first time