Definitely A Unicorn
A co-op startup management sim where you make hard decisions, argue over priorities, manage chaos, and deal with deadlines, burnout, investors, and constant pressure. Failure is expected — and every disaster is wrapped in satire and dark humor.
About
Definitely a Unicorn is a co-op startup management sim where you and your friends try to turn a rough idea into a successful tech company. Make decisions together, argue over priorities, survive deadlines, handle crises, and push the business forward before burnout, chaos, and your own brilliant mistakes catch up with you.
What to expect:
Co-op startup chaos
Every player is a co-founder. Share responsibility, react to events, and make calls before someone else beats you to it.Pitches, investors, and deadlines
Prepare for key meetings, impress investors, and deal with high-pressure moments that can shape your company’s future.Goals, epics, and tasks
Break down big goals into manageable work, assign tickets to the right people, and try to keep the plan together before everything goes sideways again.Roles, team, and project knowledge
Every employee brings different strengths, and the people who know the product best can make or break your momentum.Office life and controlled failure
Burnout, broken coffee machines, strange events, and constant trade-offs are all part of everyday startup life, where things rarely go according to plan.
Build your team, survive the chaos, and prove your project is more than just another disaster in the making.
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System requirements
Minimum OS: Windows 10 64-bit Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 6 GB / AMD Radeon RX 580 DirectX: Version 11 Network: Broadband Internet connection Storage: 5 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX compatible Additional Notes: SSD recommended. Internet connection required for online co-op. Recommended OS: Windows 11 64-bit Processor: Intel Core i5-11400 / AMD Ryzen 5 5600 Memory: 16 GB RAM Graphics: NVIDIA RTX 2060 / AMD Radeon RX 6600 DirectX: Version 12 Network: Broadband Internet connection Storage: 5 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX compatible Additional Notes: SSD recommended. Internet connection required for online co-op.
Minimum Requires an Apple processor OS: macOS 13 Ventura Processor: Apple Silicon or Intel Core i5 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: Metal-compatible GPU Network: Broadband Internet connection Storage: 5 GB available space Sound Card: Built-in audio Additional Notes: Apple Silicon supported. Intel-based Macs may have limited support and performance may vary. Internet connection required for online co-op. Recommended Requires an Apple processor OS: macOS 14 Sonoma Processor: Apple M1 or better Memory: 16 GB RAM Graphics: Apple M1 or better Network: Broadband Internet connection Storage: 5 GB available space Sound Card: Built-in audio Additional Notes: Apple Silicon recommended. Internet connection required for online co-op.