Click Bait

THE INTERNET IS TRYING TO KILL YOU. CLICK BACK.

Time your clicks on one spinning wheel to defeat internet monsters in this rhythm roguelite.

Hilarious Quick Time Events

ONE-BUTTON RHYTHM COMBAT

Tap colored nodes to act: WHITE attacks, RED blocks, and GOLD pays out. Easy to learn but brutal to master, requiring you to solve unique gimmicks each fight.

Click at the correct time to activate nodes on the wheel:

• Red: Block the enemy's attack

• White: You attack the enemy

• Gold: Gain gold for relics in the shop

• More: Each enemy has their own nodes that all have a unique gimmick, some harder than others.

BIZARRE CREATURES

ROGUELITE RUNS, ASCENSION MODE DIFFICULTY

Every run is a fresh build. Collect from dozens of passive relics, chase PERFECT streaks, and take on elite variants for bigger payouts. Beat the game, then in the next ascension level enemies get stronger, the wheel spins faster, other crazy things start to happen.

PLAYS OFFLINE

No Wi-Fi, no account, no energy timers, no real ads. Just you versus the internet.

Perfect for fans of  quick time events, rhythm games, roguelikes, arcade action, and anyone who has ever fought a popup window and lost.