Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour
Kill, steal, and tread the tender fields of diplomacy in this RPG Brawler with a ridiculously complicated conversation system - or you can just beat up everyone you meet, you psycho.
About
- Brutal violence
- Jared’s wavering, hamfisted brand of subtle persuasion
- Side questing for loose change
- Just doing stuff for the hell of it
Features
Ridiculously Complicated Conversation System
The give-and-takes of social engineering do not come easily to Jared. You’ll have to carefully select body language, tone, and opinion if you want to get results. Alternately, pick bizarre options and watch NPCs get really confused.
Fast-Paced Brawling (aka, the easy way)
While the subtleties of speech and debate may be lost on Jared, beating people up comes pretty naturally. And if you go that route, you won't believe the people you'll have to put in the ground - the mob, nerds in power armor, the police, a TV superhero, and more!
A Narrative of Personal Redemption OR Punch Everyone
Wage war for the soul of Jared Dent, wanderer and troubled fellow, and choose his destiny over the course of one wild nonlinear night – or ignore all of that stuff and beat up approximately an entire town.
Inventory management
Acquire stuff. Use the stuff to make yourself hurt things or get less hurt by things.
The Most Accurate Portrayal of Nerds Ever
Move over, Big Bang Theory – we’ve got the most hilarious, tear-jerking, hamfistedly pandering depiction of Nerds™ in any art form EVER. Stereotypes you've grown used to, as fresh and accurate as they were in 1986!
Zero Typing-Based Victorian Romance Scenarios
Use your furious fingers and knowledge of period social mores to woo seven beautiful English debutantes in a game that isn’t this one. But – you can make that game within this game with mod support!
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Achievements
Beat up the Marine.
Help the Marine.
Beat up Karate Kim.
Help Karate Kim.
Beat up a man without provocation, then find a reason to justify it.
Help Lou and Patriot resolve things amicably.
Beat up Patriot to help Lou.
Beat up Lou to help Patriot.
System requirements
Minimum OS *: Windows XP SP2 or newer Processor: 2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo or AMD equivalent Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card with 1 GB memory Storage: 300 MB available space Additional Notes: Your graphics card must support textures up to 4096*4096. Almost every graphics chip released in the last 8 years is okay, but some Intel Graphics chips (lower than Intel Graphics 4000) or certain netbooks may have issues.
Minimum OS: OS X 10.9 or newer Processor: 2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo or AMD equivalent Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: OpenGL 2.1 compatible graphics card with 1 GB memory Storage: 300 MB available space Additional Notes: Your graphics card must support textures up to 4096*4096. Almost every graphics chip released in the last 8 years is okay, but some Intel Graphics chips (lower than Intel Graphics 4000) or certain netbooks may have issues.
Minimum OS: Only 64-bit Linux OSes are supported at the moment Processor: 2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo or AMD equivalent Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: OpenGL 2.1 compatible graphics card with 1 GB memory Storage: 300 MB available space Additional Notes: Your graphics card must support textures up to 4096*4096. Almost every graphics chip released in the last 8 years is okay, but some Intel Graphics chips (lower than Intel Graphics 4000) or certain netbooks may have issues.