
Paradigm is a surreal adventure game set in the strange and post apocalyptic Eastern European country of Krusz. Play as the handsome mutant, Paradigm, whose past comes back to haunt him in the form of a genetically engineered sloth that vomits candy.






You high fived the arm one too many times.

You entered the forbidden mouse hole.

You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.

You installed a virus in IT.

You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.

You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)

You collected all the audio tapes.

You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.