
This is a story where you do something more terrifying than entering a haunted house, more dangerous than assaulting an alien horde, and more important than ruling a fantasy kingdom. You, and you alone, must turn your newborn baby into a functional adult. Will you be a tiger mom or a helicopter dad? Can you raise a child through eighteen years of humor and heartache with nothing on your side except a little patience and a lot of love? It’s a fun and unique experience designed for potential parents of all ages!

Randomly select your child's gender.

Give a name to your newborn baby. No pressure, right?

Come upon a name from another time, another place.

You managed to prevent your baby from getting sick during their first year.

Establish a connection with another parent.

Win the WeViewer's Choice Contest.

Achieve full potty-trained status as soon as possible.

Allow your little one to go as long as possible without mastering the toilet.