Cute Things Dying Violently
Flick hapless Critters around to get them safely out of each level! Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off.
About
Introducing Cute Things Dying Violently, a game where nothing bad happens. CTDV is all about hapless Critters, and the Critters need your help! Launch them around to get them safely out of each level. Dodge all sorts of lethal goodies like spikes, buzzsaws, and fire, and use a variety of wacky items to pull it off. And if a few dozen (or hundred) of them get turned into charred, smoking husks in your attempt to save them... something something omelettes and broken eggs. Broken, bloody eggs.
Featuring:
- 48 mind-bending, reflex-testing singleplayer levels
- New Levels of the Week
- 24 Achievements
- Built-in Level Editor
- Steam Workshop integration for sharing user-created levels and custom Critter designs
- Free Android copy of the game included
- A murderous, bucket-headed robot
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Achievements
Beat the game.
Get your first Critter into the Elevator.
Reach 30 lifetime level restarts.
Dunk your first Critter in oil, and have fun doing it!
Find two different ways to set off the Oil Drum in Despair Mail.
Save a Critter that has been char-broiled red.
Kill Critters by all available methods: falling, spikes, buzzsaws, explosions, fire, and electricity.
Get 100 lifetime Critter kills.
System requirements
Minimum OS *: Windows Vista Processor: 1.7ghz Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: 512mb GPU DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 350 MB available space
Minimum OS: OSX 10.7 Processor: 1.7ghz Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: 512mb GPU Storage: 300 MB available space
Minimum OS: Ubuntu 12 or equivalent Processor: 1.7ghz Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: 512mb GPU Storage: 250 MB available space