
A classic text adventure - but you're not the one playing it. You're the game master for an idiot player named STEVE. Parse the player's enigmatic commands and decide how NPCs react to him. Who knew that running an RPG would be so frustrating?

Send a WELCOME message to STEVE.

Officially certify STEVE's completion of the TUTORIAL.

Why does every adventure start with killing RATS in a BASEMENT?

Find a way to USE HOT DOGS.

STEVE arm wrestles with a DWARF.

Help STEVE get laid.

STEVE plays a game within your game.

STEVE murders absolutely everyone in the TAVERN.
Minimum Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 version 21H1 or newer Processor: 64-bit Memory: 4 GB RAM DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 750 MB available space Recommended Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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