
Help Patchman rescue the Sheeple from enslavement by the Drone army! But... who is Patchman, and why shouldn't you be him? Find out in the game they don't want you to play!


Rescue a Sheeple Girl

Rescue a Sheeple Guy

Grow Granny an Apple

Defeat the Circle Boss

Grow an apple without talking to Granny first

Restore your health by eating apples (Granny's Cottage)

Get killed by bear while talking to Granny

Show off your immunity to symbols (Fresh Fruit in the Fridge)
Minimum OS *: Windows 7 and up Processor: 2.0+ GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: nVidia 640 series or higher, equivalent Radeon or Intel or higher DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 300 MB available space Sound Card: 100% DirectX9.0c compatible, set at 44100 sample rate Additional Notes: This game has multiple effect setting modes for a range of computer speeds.
Minimum OS: 10.8.5 (Mountain Lion) Processor: 2.0+ GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: nVidia 610M or higher, or Radeon 8400 or higher, or Intel HD 4000 or higher Storage: 300 MB available space Sound Card: Required
Minimum OS: Ubuntu 14.04/16.04 LTS 64-bit Processor: 2.0+ GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: nVidia 610M or higher, or Radeon 8400 or higher, or Intel HD 4000 or higher Storage: 300 MB available space Sound Card: Required