
Welcome to the Womb Room, the beginning of the end. The ultimate human life simulator. Is this a roguelike? Is life a roguelike?

Experience death before being born.

Live out a single life, then quit the game.

You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!

Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.

Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!

You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.

Tastes delicious!

You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.