Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import
90's survival-horror and sequel to 'Prototype Mansion'. Bad Japanese VO, worse English subtitles. Rare import.
About
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GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK, the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)
Back of CD case reads:
HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?
Find out! In...
GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR!
Features
- Japanese dubs and English subs
- Classic style survival-horror gameplay => tank controls optional
- 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
- Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
- Puzzles of the cryptic kind
"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"
- H. Mason, responsible parent
"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."
- Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian
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Achievements
Placed all fuses in the fuse box.
Cracked every safe.
Amassed a small armory.
So shall the sea be calm unto you.
System requirements
Minimum OS *: Windows 7 or better Processor: Dual-Core 2ghz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 series or better DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 300 MB available space Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes. Recommended OS *: Windows 7 or better Processor: Intel i5 or equivalent Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 series or better DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 300 MB available space Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.
Minimum OS: macOS El Capitan or newer Processor: Intel i5 or better Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel Pro Graphics Storage: 320 MB available space Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on most contemporary hardware. Recommended OS: macOS High Sierra Processor: Intel i5 or better Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel Pro Graphics Storage: 320 MB available space Additional Notes: Our OSX build was tested on a rig with Intel Pro Graphics 6200 @4K resolution.
Minimum OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit Processor: Dual-Core 2ghz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 series or better Storage: 320 MB available space Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes. Recommended OS: Ubuntu 12.04 64-bit Processor: Intel i5 or equivalent Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 series or better Storage: 320 MB available space Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.