
Protecting Us From Incredibly Worrisome Extremely Hostile Oddities...is what you will be doing with your football! Defend the Earth from the invading disciples of the Deranged Octopus, and learn the ultimate secret of the Universe.

You're a talented Quarterback!

You defeated the 1st boss!

Both boss butterflies beaten!

You saved Fred!

Using your surroundings to your advantage!

Oh boy, you must really like triangles!

You're gravitationally gifted!

Do you believe in UFOs?