Poverty is a Choice
I get it, you are poor and that's humiliating. Stop being poor, idiot.
2018-09-17
About
Being poor is a choice, you are just too stupid to not pick it
As everyone knows the simplest way to make money is to trade stocks. If you don't know how, try asking your Fathers assistant or the guys at the racket ball club.
A failure to make enough to live lavishly is a fundamental personal failure on the part of the person.
Just stop working at McBurger-fil-a and get a better job.
In this life simulator you can -
- Trade stocks like a pro!
- Place Market orders after-hours during a downturn!
- Operate on Margin!
- Purchase ETFs!
- Take advantage of the working class*!
- Get hooked to coke as your reach exceeds your grasp!
- Uncover the cabal of lizard people manipulating the world**!!!
*Don't worry, they are probably black, foreign, or women
** JK its just old white guys
Achievements
Buy Or Sell Anything
Congratulations, you did the bare minimum
Reach All the Story Endings
Reach all of the different possible story outcomes
Zombie Ending
Die from a painful unprofitable zombie bite
War Ending
War, huh, what is it good for? The stock market.
Home Ending
Move back home, real life is just too hard
Sentient Ending
AI gone wild
Wallpaper Collector
Collect all the wallpapers
Gain 30% in a Day
Gain 30% in a Day