
Take a scientifically inaccurate romp in pirate-infested waters! Will you prove to the Royal German Marinological Society that mermaids really exist?

Miss Wellington is your patron.

Lord von Tubingen is your patron.

Baroness Scharknell is your patron.

Mr. Fontana is your patron.

Collect all four patrons.

Write three letters to your patron.

Reconcile Sandoval and Madame.

Capture a mermaid.