
The People's Republic of Neo Kazakhstan Needs YOU! Hack and slash your way to freedom as you harvest valuable Kazakh timber in order to earn enough Kazakh Kredits for a ticket home before the next available plane arrives.







Visited all Socialist Media sites in a single sitting

Listened to a Neo News article

Viewed all Neo News articles

Viewed all online recipes

Safely navigated the Forest of Wooden Precipitation

Dominated the Rogue Shrubs

Fell the Gargantuan Tree

Escorted the Tortoise