
The Stanley Parable is a first person exploration game. You will play as Stanley, and you will not play as Stanley. You will follow a story, you will not follow a story. You will have a choice, you will have no choice. The game will end, the game will never end.

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Click on door 430 five times.

This is an achievement.

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Quit the game and then start it again.

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

No seriously, we disabled it.

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Minimum OS *: Windows XP/Vista/7/8 Processor: 3.0 GHz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher) Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Video card must be 128 MB or more and should be a DirectX 9-compatible with support for Pixel Shader 2.0b (ATI Radeon X800 or higher / NVIDIA GeForce 7600 or higher / Intel HD Graphics 2000 or higher - *NOT* an Express graphics card). Storage: 3 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c compatible
Minimum OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or higher required Processor: 3.0 GHz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher) Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: ATI Radeon 2400 or higher / NVIDIA 8600M or higher
Minimum OS: Ubuntu 12.04 Processor: Dual core from Intel or AMD at 2.8 GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: nVidia GeForce 8600/9600GT, ATI/AMD Radeon HD2600/3600 (Graphic Drivers: nVidia 310, AMD 12.11), OpenGL 2.1 Storage: 4 GB available space Sound Card: OpenAL Compatible Sound Card