
Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.



Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Move to the left.

Move to the right.



Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

Swallow every worm.

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.